Written by Joe DiPietro
Directed by James Hansen Prince

Nick is a single, Italian-American guy from New Jersey. His parents retired and moved to Florida. That doesn't mean his family isn't still in Jersey. In fact, he sees both sets of his grandparents every Sunday for dinner. This is routine until he has to tell them that he's been offered a dream job. The job he's been waiting for—marketing executive—would take him away from his beloved, but annoying, grandparents. He tells them. The news doesn't sit so well. Thus begins a series of schemes to keep Nick around. How could he betray his family's love to move to Seattle, for a job, wonder his grandparents? Well, Frank, Aida, Nunzio and Emma do their level best, and that includes bringing to dinner the lovely—and single—Caitlin O'Hare as bait…we won't give the ending away here.

Rehearsals start September 23rd and continue to opening on October 18th.

Runs Friday, Saturday 8pm, Sunday at 3pm October 18th through November 10th with a possible one week extention.

Small Stipend


Nick Cristano Male 20s-30s

Frank Gianelli Male 70's

Aida Gianelli Female 70's

Nunzio Cristano Male 70's

Emma Cristano Female 70's

Caitlin O'Hare Female 30's